If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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