Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Randomize
