i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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