Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I could fuck to npr.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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