Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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