Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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