i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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