her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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