So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
