Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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