You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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