Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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