He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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