Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Randomize