I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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