just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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