my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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