Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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