tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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