with your own penis?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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