If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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