i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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