gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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