If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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