I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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