we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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