We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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