I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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