yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
