I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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