Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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