it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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