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i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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