I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Drake has all the answers
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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