So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Is it because I queefed?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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