you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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