i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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