have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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