I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just pynch a tree in the face
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize