...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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