Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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