Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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