Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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