look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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