K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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