how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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