Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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