i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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