i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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