Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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