you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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