Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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