Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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