The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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