Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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