...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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