What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just pee around me
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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