IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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